Does your ballpark experience need a little bit more spice? Well, then allow us to open up a bottle of Ghost Pepper Tabasco, and hit you with an eyeball burning Gatorade shower.
Introducing the Homers Heckling Handbook. With heckles designed to crush any pro players dreams, you’ll be the talk of your section, and if you try hard enough, event security.
DISCLAIMER:
This app is made up of a million sports related jokes. Its purpose is to make people laugh. It should be taken about as seriously as Shaq at the free throw line. Or OJ’s alibi. Or Drake’s fan allegiance. Get the point?
If you’re easily offended by risky language, or if you’re still contributing to a ‘swear jar’, don’t download it. Especially don’t download it and tell us how offended you are. We probably won’t respond, because, you know—you were just warned.
By purchasing this, you’re agreeing to have a sense of humor.
Heckle responsibly, ‘migos. If it seems stupid to say out loud, and you do it anyways, you’re the asshole. Not the app.